Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake

I don't like cupcakes. Don't tell me to eat a cupcake. Don't tell me to keep calm and provide nothing to actually calm me. Nothing logical and rational, you know like dates or a timetable or a process for how the wait list admission will occur.

WE JUST WANT A PROCESS!!!!!!!!!

As a wise woman once said:
"I'd like to massively fuck up a project for 2 weeks straight,
then tell my boss to keep calm and eat a cupcake."

5 comments:

  1. Muffins are actually worse than cupcakes. At least we weren't told to keep calm and eat a fucking muffin. I'd probably fucking lose it. Not all women like cupcakes or muffins. They are a waste of calories and make me ragey. No. Just no. Instead, I'd like to be told to keep calm and let Billy Burke (dressed as Charlie, of course) feel up my breasts. That would have been a better thing to say.

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  2. We're humble and we don't expect much. Just a premiere bracelet and a good spot, in the first row preferably. No need for a camping spot. And a ticket to see a movie after the red carpet, preferably in the stars&family area. See, we don't expect much, no cupcakes needed.
    JellyBeanRainbow

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    1. Our needs are simple and pared down, agreed. Skip the nasty Costco cupcakes and actual physical camping spot and give us access to Rob (alone please!), front row at the red carpet, advance pre-premiere screening with Rob and P-Fach, and Summit people pouring us champagne and martinis. That would make up for all our troubles and the humiliation/shame of being on the wait list. EASY PEASY SUMMIT, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS THIS SO HARD?

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  3. Yes Nat. I feel a little bit better already.

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    1. Charlie groping could only be awkward, which would only make it hotter. Only he could make "Err...I haven't done this in a while" and "uh-oh, sorry about that" sound hot.

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