So, apparently, there's this tradition in which BooBoo Radley Stewart, PFach, and the Denali girls come by Tent City around 5am with muffins for the poor souls who are stuck there still on day 3 of sleeping on the pavement like it's public protest, waiting for this red carpet thing to finally show up. The muffins are usually blueberry. People tend to like blueberry muffins.
But I don't even like muffins!!!!!
Happy Monday! :)
But I don't even like muffins!!!!!
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| Blueberries are a good antioxidant. |
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| I love Peter Lambert so very much! |
I cannot stand muffins. Blueberry, apricot, chocolate chip, apple. NO NO NO NO. Fuck the an for assuming fans like their godamned muffins. Do you know that each one of those prepackaged muffins has like 600 calories and 23 grams of saturated fat? Is Summit trying to kill us? Is Pfach ready to go into doctor mode when we all collapse of acute cardiac arrest? What do fans want, you ask? They want fresh hot coffee from Intelligentsia, served by Chris Weitz and Guri. Preferably both will only be wearing towels.
ReplyDeleteI hear you anonymous. You make some brilliant points. You are clearly smart and I bet you are hot, too. However, you were a bit off in your calorie estimations. Those prepackaged muffins have about 550 calories and 26 grams of fat. Did you know that a hamburger plus Racer 5 IPA has only slightly more (600) calories and LESS fat? Wouldn't a Twi fan rather have a good cheeseburger and a full bodied Northern California IPA (served by Billy Burke)? Racer 5 is rated 99 out of 100 on ratebeer.com. Prepackaged muffins are rated 0 on rateshittymyocardialinfarctioncausing tentcityfoods.com. Skip the damned muffin, give me Billy Burke and a good beer. Thanks in advance.
DeleteFuck the man, not fuck the an. I don't have any issues with the word an. Yet. (Working on a holiday makes me have issues with nearly everything.)
ReplyDeleteHey TS - Imagine this image but instead of some award you put a beer and cheeseburger in his hands. THIS image is the post-coital image I want to see first thing in the morning (morning being 12:30 p.m., after sleeping in with a Twicast member and/or director). Not a godamned blueberry muffin.
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Bellingham sure doesn't make 'em like they used to. Mmmm.
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